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Man stays in pajamas entire day, causing serious dilemma the following night.
Aug 14

Aug 14 Man stays in pajamas entire day, causing serious dilemma the following night.

Kevin Mckeon

Jack Platt thought nothing of staying comfortable in his sleepwear throughout the day... (tap headline to read more)

Business update: Dan Greenberg still looking good to be back at his desk by 8 a.m. tomorrow.
Aug 13

Aug 13 Business update: Dan Greenberg still looking good to be back at his desk by 8 a.m. tomorrow.

Kevin Mckeon

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Some weekend advice for all you Type A's,  from all of us at Pondering Lake.
Aug 11

Aug 11 Some weekend advice for all you Type A's, from all of us at Pondering Lake.

Kevin Mckeon

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City hipsters, looking to "get away from all the bullshit," declare "This is bullshit!" after three days.
Aug 10

Aug 10 City hipsters, looking to "get away from all the bullshit," declare "This is bullshit!" after three days.

Kevin Mckeon

"No subways, no pressure, no assholes," Bradley Henderson declared as he and wife Nancy cautiously boarded... (tap headline to read more)

Aspiring nature photographer disappointed to learn that everyone at Pondering Lake has taken exact same shot.
Aug 9

Aug 9 Aspiring nature photographer disappointed to learn that everyone at Pondering Lake has taken exact same shot.

Kevin Mckeon

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Accused man insists he's the real victim after attempted foreign coin pass.
Aug 8

Aug 8 Accused man insists he's the real victim after attempted foreign coin pass.

Kevin Mckeon

When Tom Stafford reached into his pocket to pay for a pack of Orbit gum, it was just another day... (tap headline to read more)

That's entertainment: Honeymooners learn the hard way that everyone can hear everything at Pondering Lake.
Aug 7

Aug 7 That's entertainment: Honeymooners learn the hard way that everyone can hear everything at Pondering Lake.

Kevin Mckeon

As first night honeymooners and first time visitors to romantic Pondering Lake, Stephen and Meg Richards had no problem... (tap headline to read more)

Alarmed Brooklyn guest is forced to forego morning cereal after discovering non-organic milk in fridge.
Aug 7

Aug 7 Alarmed Brooklyn guest is forced to forego morning cereal after discovering non-organic milk in fridge.

Kevin Mckeon

Breakfast took an unexpected turn for Tim Thorinson Saturday morning, moments after he pulled out... (tap headline to read more)

Welcome to Pondering Lake. Where not a lot happens, and it's all big news.
Jul 31

Jul 31 Welcome to Pondering Lake. Where not a lot happens, and it's all big news.

Kevin Mckeon

Looks like you found your way to Pondering Lake News. Yay for that. We're a news source... (tap headline to read more)

After insisting "I don't want anything," wife "highly disappointed" by birthday gift no-show.
Jul 31

Jul 31 After insisting "I don't want anything," wife "highly disappointed" by birthday gift no-show.

Kevin Mckeon

Better late than never, inexperienced hubby Tom Jordan learned a valuable lesson... (tap headline to read more)

Islander still unsure what to do with jar of mysterious "yellow stuff."
Jul 31

Jul 31 Islander still unsure what to do with jar of mysterious "yellow stuff."

Kevin Mckeon

"I can't remember why it's here or where it came from, but it's been hanging around... (tap headline to read more)

"Deranged Lakeside Killer" exposed as hat on chair. No one injured.
Jul 31

Jul 31 "Deranged Lakeside Killer" exposed as hat on chair. No one injured.

Kevin Mckeon

What started out as a late night trip to the bathroom turned into a lakeside nightmare... (Tap headline to read more)

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Welcome to Pondering Lake News, a news source on a noble mission: to uncover and share the unimportant day to day stories that get overlooked by the big guys. We leave the disturbing national headlines to news sources with words like Times and Post and Tribune in their mastheads, and turn our watchful eye to the trivial stories that unfold here at the lake. Why do we do that? To help distract you from the big picture - that the whole world is going to hell in a handbasket. So check in with us on a regular basis if you don't want to miss anything you don't need to know. We promise to keep it all short and to the point. Have a nice weekend. 

 

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