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That's entertainment: Honeymooners learn the hard way that everyone can hear everything at Pondering Lake.

That's entertainment: Honeymooners learn the hard way that everyone can hear everything at Pondering Lake.

As first night honeymooners and first time visitors to romantic Pondering Lake, Stephen and Meg Richards had no problem getting into the swing of married life this past Friday night. Just ask anyone around the lake. The unusually still waters of Pondering Lake are rather famous for their ability to carry sound. "You can hear the tweet of a tiny bird  from across the lake, like it's sitting right next to you on the dock," noted long time resident Joe Banter. The somewhat embarrassed couple proved to be fast learners, as the Saturday night soundtrack was back to "crickets and tree frogs." 

Accused man insists he's the real victim after attempted foreign coin pass.

Accused man insists he's the real victim after attempted foreign coin pass.

Alarmed Brooklyn guest is forced to forego morning cereal after discovering non-organic milk in fridge.

Alarmed Brooklyn guest is forced to forego morning cereal after discovering non-organic milk in fridge.