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Alarmed Brooklyn guest is forced to forego morning cereal after discovering non-organic milk in fridge.

Alarmed Brooklyn guest is forced to forego morning cereal after discovering non-organic milk in fridge.

Breakfast took an unexpected turn for Tim Thorinson Saturday morning, moments after he pulled out his organic non-GMO Kashi cereal and hand-picked wild blueberries, brought up to Pondering Lake from his favorite small market in Williamsburg, New York. Opening the fridge of P.L. homeowner John Galade, Tim was greeted by local dairy product and convenience store staple HOOD milk. "That's the stuff they sell in gas stations, for chrissake," Tim noted, before he carefully slid his cereal back into the box and decided, "Actually, I'll just have coffee and blueberries." 

...and fill the tank with premium.

That's entertainment: Honeymooners learn the hard way that everyone can hear everything at Pondering Lake.

That's entertainment: Honeymooners learn the hard way that everyone can hear everything at Pondering Lake.

Welcome to Pondering Lake. Where not a lot happens, and it's all big news.

Welcome to Pondering Lake. Where not a lot happens, and it's all big news.