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Welcome to Pondering Lake. Where not a lot happens, and it's all big news.

Welcome to Pondering Lake. Where not a lot happens, and it's all big news.

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And away we go.

Alarmed Brooklyn guest is forced to forego morning cereal after discovering non-organic milk in fridge.

Alarmed Brooklyn guest is forced to forego morning cereal after discovering non-organic milk in fridge.

After insisting "I don't want anything," wife "highly disappointed" by birthday gift no-show.

After insisting "I don't want anything," wife "highly disappointed" by birthday gift no-show.