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"Deranged Lakeside Killer" exposed as hat on chair. No one injured.

"Deranged Lakeside Killer" exposed as hat on chair. No one injured.

Kevin Mckeon

What started out as a late night trip to the bathroom turned into a lakeside nightmare come true for Ryan Sullivan... or so he thought for about 3 heart stopping seconds. "You see all these movies, people getting chopped up by some deranged Lakeside psycho and, well... for a split second there..." In the end, this particular nightmare had a happy ending, after Ryan noticed there were no actual legs in the boots. "I almost had a frikkin heart attack,? Ryan said. "But other than that..."

Islander still unsure what to do with jar of mysterious "yellow stuff."

Islander still unsure what to do with jar of mysterious "yellow stuff."
Six firewood bundles sold, up from four last week.

Six firewood bundles sold, up from four last week.