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Islander still unsure what to do with jar of mysterious "yellow stuff."

Islander still unsure what to do with jar of mysterious "yellow stuff."

"I can't remember why it's here or where it came from, but it's been hanging around forever," said Pondering Lake resident Janet Ringwald. "I'm guessing it's something food related since it's here on the kitchen table, but it doesn't have a smell and I'm afraid to taste it. On the other hand, throwing it out just seems wasteful."

On hold for now.

After insisting "I don't want anything," wife "highly disappointed" by birthday gift no-show.

After insisting "I don't want anything," wife "highly disappointed" by birthday gift no-show.

"Deranged Lakeside Killer" exposed as hat on chair. No one injured.

"Deranged Lakeside Killer" exposed as hat on chair. No one injured.