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Six firewood bundles sold, up from four last week.

Six firewood bundles sold, up from four last week.

Susan Meyer sold six bundles of firewood to passing motorists this week, a 50% jump over the week prior. Attributing the increase to a combination of "more damp rainy days and mostly just ignoring the whole thing," Susan planned to use the additional funds to buy a nice steak or maybe a bottle of Chianti. 

"Deranged Lakeside Killer" exposed as hat on chair. No one injured.

"Deranged Lakeside Killer" exposed as hat on chair. No one injured.

Deck chair is moved, disrupting symmetry.

Deck chair is moved, disrupting symmetry.