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Situation worsens for local man who can't remember his toothbrush color.

Situation worsens for local man who can't remember his toothbrush color.

Was it purple? Blue? Red? Orange? Rather than risk using wife Judy's toothbrush by mistake - a move not likely to be appreciated - Chris Warner would simply start with a new brush, in a new color. But that tactic may have run its course, as evidenced by this recent photo of his rainbow themed toothbrush cup. Chris' next move? "I'm considering an electric toothbrush this time. I think I can remember that mine is the one you plug in."

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Eenie, meenie, miney, moe...

Concerned Islander asks spouse, "Where the heck's the butter?"

Concerned Islander asks spouse, "Where the heck's the butter?"

Opinions vary on how to answer the "What am I stepping in at the bottom of this lake?" question.

Opinions vary on how to answer the "What am I stepping in at the bottom of this lake?" question.