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Concerned Islander asks spouse, "Where the heck's the butter?"

Concerned Islander asks spouse, "Where the heck's the butter?"

Kevin Mckeon

Unable to locate the butter dish after already toasting two slices of bread, Jake Millington had to wake a reluctant Marie for assistance. "Did you look behind the cheese in the fridge?," she asked. And there it was.

Crisis averted

Wine and cheese happy hour takes unexpected turn after "nobody brought the cheese."

Wine and cheese happy hour takes unexpected turn after "nobody brought the cheese."
Situation worsens for local man who can't remember his toothbrush color.

Situation worsens for local man who can't remember his toothbrush color.