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Opinions vary on how to answer the "What am I stepping in at the bottom of this lake?" question.

Opinions vary on how to answer the "What am I stepping in at the bottom of this lake?" question.

It's hard to say exactly what's at the bottom of Pondering Lake. It's also hard to know what to say when a visitor asks. Some, Like Veronica Jenner, recommend keeping it simple. " 'Mud' is all you need to say," she insists. "Unless you want to get some uncomfortable looks, and maybe scare them off swimming altogether." But others, like Jerry Marks, take a more thorough approach. "What I love about lake swimming is being a part of the whole 'circle of life.' So I prefer not to hold back. Mud, sticks, worms, rotting plant life, fish poop... I once got a little fish head stuck between my toes. Now that's lake swimming!" 

Situation worsens for local man who can't remember his toothbrush color.

Situation worsens for local man who can't remember his toothbrush color.

Eight weeks past expiration date, but these eggs "aren't going anywhere," insists Susan Wheeler.

Eight weeks past expiration date, but these eggs "aren't going anywhere," insists Susan Wheeler.