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Eight weeks past expiration date, but these eggs "aren't going anywhere," insists Susan Wheeler.

Eight weeks past expiration date, but these eggs "aren't going anywhere," insists Susan Wheeler.

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Moments after heading off trash-happy husband Tom with a decisive "Woah there!," Susan tucked the four remaining eggs back into the fridge, noting "an article I saw" that said expiration dates are only suggestions. "And by the way, in France, people don't refrigerate eggs at all."

Back in the fridge where you belong.

Opinions vary on how to answer the "What am I stepping in at the bottom of this lake?" question.

Opinions vary on how to answer the "What am I stepping in at the bottom of this lake?" question.
Marshmallow surprise, faulty sniff test, Emmanuel Lewis: Seen and heard around Pondering Lake.

Marshmallow surprise, faulty sniff test, Emmanuel Lewis: Seen and heard around Pondering Lake.