Marshmallow surprise, faulty sniff test, Emmanuel Lewis: Seen and heard around Pondering Lake.
SEEN THIS WEEKEND: Jack Platt's recently reported lost wallet was finally recovered. It was in his shorts, not his trousers... John and Liz Chaffy still unable to justify opening that $80 bottle of wine received as a wedding gift 6 years ago, despite increased prodding from friends... There was an unexpected bathroom traffic jam after usually reliable "sniff test" failed Jack Orton on Saturday... Still no one coming forward in the Nelson home regarding the wine stain on Susan's new(ish) sofa... John McKeon's scrambled eggs with mini marshmallows received universally poor reviews from family members. HEARD: I suggest you clean that up before anyone smells it... Sam, there's a man looking in our window taking notes. You know him?... Hold this, but don't pull too hard, it's still sore... Excuse me, but I believe that's my fish...Is it just me or does that cloud look exactly like Emmanuel Lewis?
