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Creepy Pondering Lake Hermit rumor fails to gain traction, as nobody really cares.
Husband taking it well after "last banana I was saving for myself" disappears.

Husband taking it well after "last banana I was saving for myself" disappears.
Momentarily forgetting he's not at lake, man toots openly, surprising some diners.

Momentarily forgetting he's not at lake, man toots openly, surprising some diners.