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Momentarily forgetting he's not at lake, man toots openly, surprising some diners.

Momentarily forgetting he's not at lake, man toots openly, surprising some diners.

We're not going to mention any names, but one of our longtime residents lost track of his surroundings this Wednesday, surprising some of his fellow foodies in local French restaurant Delicieux. Apologies were quickly issued, a generous tip was left behind, and aside from an elderly foursome who asked to be moved to an outside table, no meals were seriously disrupted.   

"Was that me?"

Creepy Pondering Lake Hermit rumor fails to gain traction, as nobody really cares.

Creepy Pondering Lake Hermit rumor fails to gain traction, as nobody really cares.

Host reveals she's been pouring boxed wine into fancy French wine bottles "for a while now."

Host reveals she's been pouring boxed wine into fancy French wine bottles "for a while now."