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Mosquito magnet Jill Pearson "just really super annoyed" that husband Bob never ever gets bit.

Mosquito magnet Jill Pearson "just really super annoyed" that husband Bob never ever gets bit.

Pondering Lake is not without it's fair share of pesky mosquitos. And Jill Pearson is their all-you-can-eat buffet table. Even the strongest repellants and head-to-toe clothing prove to be useless against their insatiable appetite for her blood. Not so for hubby Bob, who often enjoys an afternoon beer sitting naked on the dock. Is he rubbing it in just a bit? Opinions vary on that one, and while it "annoys the living crap" out of Jill, she's resigned to taking it all in stride. "Life's not always fair, I guess. And Bob's such a great guy," Jill says, gazing out the kitchen window at her happy-go-lucky other half. "But just one well-placed bite. Is that really too much to ask?"      

Oh, are there mosquitos? Didn't notice.

After singing along with entire "Bat Out Of Hell" album, Pondering Lake couple makes pact to give up alcohol.

After singing along with entire "Bat Out Of Hell" album, Pondering Lake couple makes pact to give up alcohol.

With historic eclipse just hours away, urban visitors frustrated by lack of commemorative t-shirts, hats and coffee mugs.

With historic eclipse just hours away, urban visitors frustrated by lack of commemorative t-shirts, hats and coffee mugs.