After 8 days of staring across lake and fantasizing about killing boss, jr executive declares re-energizing holiday "less than a total success."

Left alone with her thoughts and the bucolic Pondering Lake surroundings for more than a week, Joanie Litner had no problem dreaming up a number of workable plans to murder her sexist, megalomaniac boss, and perhaps take down a few other “senior creeps,” as well. But by her own admission, the holiday break failed to deliver the peace of mind and renewed sense of career commitment she had hoped for. “If I had to do it over again, I probably wouldn’t focus so much on the long list of insults, slights, put-downs and career impediments I endured all year long at the hands of that stupid pig,” Joanie admitted, pounding the steering wheel of her SUV.

“First I’d torture him a bit... yeah…”