Visitor Alert: We have no idea what the hell a Pumpkin Spice Latte is.

After several recent guests inquired about where to grab something called a "Pumpkin Spice Latte," and one visitor went so far as to ask, "What century are you people living in?," we at Pondering Lake News decided it's time to initiate a new feature, Visitor Alert, where we get ahead of any surprises that might unsettle our visiting urban friends. Pumpkin Spice Latte? We're gonna guess... one of the Spice Girls? Sorry, that's all we got.

We got coffee. Looks like this.