Longtime resident's new clothesline is accused of providing "too much information."

If a clothesline could talk, we wouldn't want to hear what this one had to say. That's the consensus of Pondering Lake neighbors to Michael Cameron's new line, which just went up this week. Michael, 84, has lived at Pondering Lake his whole life, and has never had an issue with neighbors before. But then the dryer broke down, and he decided to go "au natural," as he recently put it. Asked if he has any intention of taking the line down, Michael said it never even occurred to him. So it looks like folks will just have to learn to look the other way, or at least keep their imaginations in check.

Didn't need to know that.