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Wine getting low, visiting sibling warns.

Wine getting low, visiting sibling warns.

Kevin Mckeon

Susan McKenna, visiting her brother and Pondering Lake resident John, made a startling discovery this past Saturday, as he finished off a bottle of Merlot, barely filling his glass halfway. As a longtime resident of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, Susan immediately grew concerned, noting that with Sunday on the horizon, wine shops in the area may already be closed for the weekend.  

Houston, we have a problem.

Longtime resident's new clothesline is accused of providing "too much information."

Longtime resident's new clothesline is accused of providing "too much information."
Rain in forecast for upcoming week. Or was that last week? Never mind, not important.

Rain in forecast for upcoming week. Or was that last week? Never mind, not important.