As Labor Day approaches, Pondering Lake residents vow to sit around doing nothing "even harder."

Labor Day is an opportunity for millions of Americans to blow off work, put their feet up, and just revel in the day's complete lack of duty and responsibility. Kind of like an average day at Pondering Lake. So how do locals plan on upping their game for the big weekend? "I'll just keep doing the same nothing, only more of it," says John Cornell "I just hope I have the hours in the day." Can't argue with that. Happy Labor Day everybody, from all of us at Pondering Lake News.    

A hard day's work, Pondering Lake style.