Concerned about overcrowding, Pondering Lake purists discuss changing name to Lake Watsatsmell.

Pondering Lake regulars have always been a particularly welcoming bunch. But as word spreads about the rejuvenating powers of lakeside living, new faces seem to be appearing almost daily; and some longtime residents think it's time to curb the enthusiasm. "I think it's great that so many people want to come spend the weekend with us, I really do," says Mike Shinola, "But enough is enough. Next thing you know, we'll have hipster bars and Starbucks popping up on every corner." Truth be told, as of this publication, there are no actual corners here at the lake, so we can only hope that cooler heads will prevail, at least for now. As for the future, only time will tell. And by then, knock on wood, some other options will come to the table.

Oh sure, it looks beautiful...