With lake gossip in short supply, Maryanne Byrd starts unfounded rumor about herself.

If you've already heard the one about Ms. Byrd at the you-know-where dinner party, we don't recommend spreading it around to every Tom, Dick and Sally on Pondering Lake. With salacious rumors running at a record low pace, another rumor we heard is that the previously-mentioned rumor was cooked up by the target of that rumor herself. But that's just a rumor, so keep it to yourself.  

"So I heard... that I kissed..."