After 12 years of marriage, "dirty socks into hamper" move still not achievable for Ken Milner.

it's a classic case of "It looks a lot easier than it actually is." Despite 12 years of constant nagging and a target that sits a scant 12" from his bedside, Ken has yet to master the manly art of tossing his undergarments into the laundry hamper at the end of each night. Wife Sarah is not giving up on him, though. "It's not that hard," she insists. Pondering Lake News is rooting for you, Ken! Try putting a little more arc on it.

So close yet...