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Husband scarred for life after wife finally answers the "What takes you so long in there?" question.

Husband scarred for life after wife finally answers the "What takes you so long in there?" question.

Some things are just best not to know. Tom Gentile learned that awful truth the hard way when wife Laura finally answered a question he'd been asking since the day they got married. Sorry, Tom. But sometimes, it's better to just accept things the way they are, and go ahead and use the upstairs bathroom.  

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So now you know.

Fireworks safety reminder: Whatever you're thinking of doing, don't do it.

Fireworks safety reminder: Whatever you're thinking of doing, don't do it.

"Last deviled egg" stand-off heading into the wee hours

"Last deviled egg" stand-off heading into the wee hours