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After checking fridge hourly only to find contents unchanged, teen steps up effort to every ten minutes.

After checking fridge hourly only to find contents unchanged, teen steps up effort to every ten minutes.

They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Well, Tom Wheeler maybe be hungry, and he may even be desperate, but he's certainly not crazy. Frustrated to find the same stale hamburger buns and sagging pickles in the family fridge hour after hour, he knew that something had to change, or his next snack might very well be a pickleburger. So he decided to step it up big time. Early results are not encouraging, but we admire the initiative nonetheless.     

"Last deviled egg" stand-off heading into the wee hours

"Last deviled egg" stand-off heading into the wee hours

Finley's Market, vowing to meet demands of saavy urban weekenders, will now stock organic coffee and charge 50% more for everything.

Finley's Market, vowing to meet demands of saavy urban weekenders, will now stock organic coffee and charge 50% more for everything.