"Stupid visiting brother" fails to land boat properly, even after several attempts.

After his visiting sibling Ken put several divits in the side of an aluminum boat once thought to be invincible, older brother John declared him "no seaman first class, that's for sure." Multiple attempts to dock the boat without incident proved  fruitless, at one point nearly resulting in a 'wife overboard' situation. "This is why I didn't let family members behind the wheel of my nice boat," John said.

Resting comfortably for now.