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Jumping in lake not the same as a shower, wife insists.

Jumping in lake not the same as a shower, wife insists.

"There's a difference between being wet and being clean," insists Clair Reynolds, noting that husband Tom increasingly hops into bed smelling more like brook trout than the man she married 12 years ago. Pondering Lake News is monitoring the situation and will keep you posted.   

As nice as the lake is....

Alone with his thoughts for a week, visiting blogger begins to believe he's funny.

Alone with his thoughts for a week, visiting blogger begins to believe he's funny.

After 45-minute drive to hardware store, Tom Martin forgets what he went there for.

After 45-minute drive to hardware store, Tom Martin forgets what he went there for.