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Forced off facebook for a weekend, stranded Pondering Lake visitor forgets who she is.

Forced off facebook for a weekend, stranded Pondering Lake visitor forgets who she is.

For years, Justine Rhodes has been diligently curating her facebook presence, posting flattering gym photos, sharing humorous dog videos, and reposting political articles that help fine tune her liberal, athletic, and infinitely charming online personality. But that all changed after spending two days without internet (or even cell phone!) service at Pondering Lake. "I came here to find myself, but myself isn't even getting a signal," she lamented.

Hello? Me? You in there?

Beard coming in nicely, vacationer reports.

Beard coming in nicely, vacationer reports.

Trash removal program, dubbed "Just chuck it in any dumpster along the road", proves popular among locals.

Trash removal program, dubbed "Just chuck it in any dumpster along the road", proves popular among locals.